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I am little bemused about something.



Now I have no personal issue with this whatsoever, yes I said drama-whore, accurate since proper whores are actually useful to me and drama ones are not.



Yes I was called crazy...but aren't I? Well no I am quite sane but I can see how one would think it about me and I would not hold it against them, I didn't in the thread. I never get angry or upset online, there is no point or power to it.



Right here it is.



"If you are here to post about the thread, in a non role playing, then please do. Keep to the topic.



If you are here to address the latest drama filled post that is nothing but back and forth bickering, then you need to just move along. The next person who post nothing but ones like I have just removed from this thread with be suspended.



Not role playing- just you all fighting. I read folks calling each other drama whores, "Crocodile? just a better comparison than a buffalo"?? name calling, saying folks are crazy, and etc.



Stay on topic. No role playing. And NO fighting, name calling, drama.



If you came here to read, learn and share your input- then do. That is what the forum is for.



If you came to role play, fight, call each other names - then go to your journal and have at it. That is not what the forum is for.



Thank you."

Posted by vampirewitch39



Mod intervention was admittedly long overdue...I know I am very naughty so spank me already but I am curious about something.. I'm disregarding most of all that, its one particular word, well technically two that has me bemused.



Role-player.



So who is this role-player sweet vampirewitch39? You know 69 would be so much better...



I'm the first one to call someone out for roleplaying but in those last few posts, as unpleasant to some as it may be, there was no roleplaying or roleplayer...well as far as I remember.



So where is that coming from dearie?



Soulshroude believes himself to be a vampire but he didn't flaunt it, in fact he only mentioned safety tips I believe and Vanna, nothing notable there. And it can't be me since I don't claim to be a vampire or any supernatural/fictional species and I never will. Vampires, werewolves and whatever are fictional.



Roleplaying is a sad gimmick for those without a life, no offence to those who do....wait, no I don't care about offending you!

Must...resist... musical...number... Get a fucking life, uncle fucker!! yes its true.. nobody fucks uncles quite like you!! you're a boner biting bastard uncle fucker!! So shut your fucking face uncle fucker!!



whoops too much south park. Song is catchy no?



So VW39, darling, honey, light of someone's else life! Where is it coming from?

Damn shining, get out of my head. Wendy! I'm home!!



The last person who was perhaps a roleplayer was Bathory and she is long gone, and her posts were like.....AGES ago in that thread.



So yeah...I'm a little bemused about that..



Its astounding..

Time is fleeting.

Madness takes its toll but listen closely...not for very much longer. I've got to keep control..

I remember! doing the time-warp! Drinking those moments when the blackness would hit me and the void would be calling....



Lets do the time warp again!!!!

Lets do the time warp again!!!!



Party on!!!



Its better to burn out than to fade away!

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Dakotah
01:53 Nov 25 2016

I laughed harder at your post then I should have at your expense, Sorry about that. It was funny though. Ah, I miss the 'its cool to role-play a serial killer who murdered in horrible ways young women' role-player who would post on the forms how governments had folders on her (I am sure governments DID have folders on her, those state mental institutions) because she could be shot in the head but not die and rarely get reprimanded. Though Moonie would call her out a lot on Form rules.

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MordrakusxMortalitas
01:59 Nov 25 2016

LOL Yeah it was a little funny, she ended messaging me a lot for advice for some reason, though I ended given it just to try and improve her forum posts/threads.



And what do you mean at my expense? lmfao

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MistressAngelique
02:00 Nov 25 2016

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love this!!!!! You have outdone yourself Mort!!! :D

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MordrakusxMortalitas
02:03 Nov 25 2016

Outdone myself? hmm not sure. 69 anyone? lol

Its enema time I think.

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MistressAngelique
02:11 Nov 25 2016

LMAO!!!! Yes, 69 was an awesome addition! :D

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Liliancat
02:34 Nov 25 2016

Is today the obsession day with enema?

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BeautifulEnlightenment
02:35 Nov 25 2016

Can you rewrite it and throw elizabeth in the grinder for me? :P

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MordrakusxMortalitas
02:40 Nov 25 2016

Everyday is enema day...XD



Ah yes, the grinder....I will add that in my next journal...with an enema machine attached.

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BeautifulEnlightenment
02:44 Nov 25 2016

hehe You're the man! :D

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H3rEvilDaddy
16:26 Nov 25 2016

Damnit now I will have to pull out the picture show sound track... such magnificent madness back when the world was young.

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MordrakusxMortalitas
01:35 Nov 26 2016

I'll fetch Tim Curry then.

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Ok I just noticed the drama going on in the journals and I thought I will add my two cents here and be a neutral party.



First I will address the aggressors.



BE and CR, chillout or you will get ice water enemas. haha



Racism is the hatred of another race, having a (admittedly controversial) symbol doesn't necessarily mean he is a racist anymore than a pentagram makes someone a devil worshipping murderer.



A symbol on a profile means nothing on its own unless there is context there to imply racism, what sean has done is show a book cover or something that just happens the swatika thingy.



There is plenty of people with pentagrams on their profile but I don't hear any outrageous cries of "satanists" which some cults have kidnapped and murdered children "just coz"



The accused.



Now I am not defending the idiot since obviously you guys ARE correct, one with brains should be more sensitive and aware of such potential reactions, also as someone not long ago said, the profile being essentially an ad for his books probably goes against the TOS, so if you happen to be reading this I would recommend losing the product placement and create a profile about you, not your books, in fairness I haven't really looked at your profile properly to judge it neutrally but I did notice a lot of statements and pictures about your novels.



Neutral.



However, some commentors on his journal have a point...it is thanksgiving.....keep in mind that I hate hypocrites even more than I hate the average human being, saying anything against Hitler or the Nazi (which would be just) on a day where you ARE actually CELEBRATING the massacre of native americans is extremely poor form and will bring out a really, really nasty side in me. If anyone thought I was a psychopath before, well that was me on a cheery day and in a good mood.



I don't lose my temper easily, especially online of all places but I will not tolerate idiots condeming one genocide while simultaneously celebrating a day that was a borderline genocide in itself.



I don't care about humans getting wiped out, honestly it would be best for the world if it did happen to all humans regardless of race but I do not like hypocrisy.



And the natives had my respect because a lot of them lived with the land respectfully, rather than rape it.

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Liliancat
22:21 Nov 24 2016

I wont say much as you covered it all. I agree with you from the start of thhe entry till the end. Especialy this day there should be no hate and meanful words. Respect the others and hate less.

Happy Thankgiving

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Dakotah
22:56 Nov 24 2016

he was able to add his books to the VR Data base and I forget what the stance is here on that symbol and currently I am in the Brigg and we are not allowed the internet here.



What I do not care for either and I am going to use your journal to bring it up and this is in NO WAY related to ANYTHING you have posted in your journal and that is when people make journal entries and imply they are speaking for the whole VR community here. Only person who speak for me is me. Some act like someone of importance here as given them the Power to speak for us all. Where I might agree with the stance they are taking people here need to own there own shit and ONLY speak for themselves. I do not now how other people are thinking and I would in no way in any of my post claim too or speak for the whole VR community.



I have to go know the MP says it lights out time

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Dakotah
23:00 Nov 24 2016

And thank you for having some empathy (though I know you will denies it) For us Natives especially on this day.

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immortalxkiss
23:01 Nov 24 2016

It's not against the ToS, actually.

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QueenZombiee
23:13 Nov 24 2016

You are absolutely right and i agree with you.

I mean on my profile i have my face and pics edited and i look like Zombie. But is that make me Zombie? XD

Ahhh dammit ....people here just fucking LOVE TO JUDGE! If person have svastika that doesn't mean he is racist. If that person didn't show racisam directly to anyone they didn't break vr rules. And if someone have problem with anything on someones profile then don't effing go there. Just leave people alone .....

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MordrakusxMortalitas
23:30 Nov 24 2016

Humans do tend to over react a lot.

As I said in the journal, you almost never hear anything when someone has a pentagram on their profile, and what about the cross? Not to bash religion (wait..I don't care) but the crusades was a massacre as well. Hitler was not the only man in history to spill blood and he may not be even the worst, so why people suddenly are reduced an angry mob when they see a swastika is beyond me, plenty of other wars and organisations had done plenty of evil. I didn't hear much much outrage when inglorious basterds was made, that had Nazis in it. What about Raiders of the last ark?



@Dakotah. No problem my friend but I will deny it lol my issue is with hypocrites, though I held respect for natives as I do for any tribe that survives without butchering the world's resources.

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MordrakusxMortalitas
23:34 Nov 24 2016

Just re-read comments and saw the last part the large comment you said Dakotah, MP? you're in the army/military police eh? that makes the whole drill nasty sergeant parody with you and Lili even funnier. haha

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ZombieKing
23:52 Nov 24 2016

Tbh I think half the time certain types of people just enjoy the attention being fake offended by everything brings, it blinds them to their own prejudices and allows their complete lack of intelligence and education to shine through.

It's a swastika big deal, It's only a symbol of hatred, death and oppression if you allow it to be, for over 3000 years it was a sympol of peace.

I don't remember everyone being fake offended at the ad poster for Shindlers List when that was released and that had a huge bloody swastika on it, Generation snowflake needs to get over itself.

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Liliancat
00:27 Nov 25 2016

If someone read he.se would see that this symbol wasnt only used when the dictator took it but it can be seen in many ways in indian asian and aciant greek symbols. For those who dont know That symbol has a story of 12.000 years before He took it and make it a symbol of pain and fear.

That symbol was found 4.000 years ago in acient Troia. Do it make me racist because I am a greek.

The word svastika mean good life and luck. That is the reason why He choose it. To bring him luck to the aweful wokr he did. Open up a book and read people and stop judging. If that sympol was on a famous author book cover no one would make a fuss.

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MordrakusxMortalitas
01:45 Nov 25 2016

Not to mention there has been plenty of folk both before Hitler and after who has arguably done worse, don't hear much complaints about that. By getting up-roared by that symbol, they are in fact keeping the Nazis alive. It should be let go to die in the past.

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BeautifulEnlightenment
02:06 Nov 25 2016

Aren't some of you the same who painted me a racist for pointing out the fact that my Irish ancestors were slaves? Come on now. You can't have it both ways. Which is it? Is it racist or is it not? Or it only racist when "I" do it??? GTFOH. Y'all call ME a hypocrite? But you're not saying it to my face. I'm done with all of you.

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BeautifulEnlightenment
02:07 Nov 25 2016

Oh and another thing??? MY ancestors did not kill ANY Indians. I'm third generation Irish. I had nothing to do with what happened to the Native Americans. My family has barely been here for 100 years.

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MordrakusxMortalitas
02:11 Nov 25 2016

No one called you a hypocrite...I think, if you are referring to my journal, I was speaking in general and inspired by the comments on sean's journal, because they are right.



That said, yes, you should be mindful when it IS thanksgiving. Any other day would not be so bad, but America will never have full rights to "genocide-crying" after what their ancestors did and what the current generation haven't fixed.



Not sure about the Irish thing, wasn't aware of that incident.

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BeautifulEnlightenment
02:27 Nov 25 2016

No I know you aren't hunny, but a few in the comments were. ;)

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Dakotah
23:09 Nov 25 2016

The guy has written several books and one of the books is during the Hitler era. The book cover has the Nazi symbol on it. I have not read the book yet but I plan to buy it. It in no way means the author is a raciest. The books are works of fiction, its about vampires. All anyone had to do was talk to the guy. And like the VR staff posted here, its not against the ToS. The guy is new to the community here, what a welcome for him.

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BeautifulEnlightenment
19:10 Nov 27 2016

Right, and the ONLY thing he had on his profile were three book covers, one with a swastika with NO explanation. If you don't want backlash, THINK before you post. That simple. It's a racist, hateful symbol, symbolic of SIX MILLION Jews, and you are the person who will CRY THE LOUDEST about unfairness to the Indians?? YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS DAKOTAH.

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MordrakusxMortalitas
19:15 Nov 27 2016

Actually the symbol's origins beg to differ, it may have become the symbol of the nazis, but it wasn't always like that.

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BeautifulEnlightenment
20:33 Nov 27 2016

I'm talking about what it symbolizes TODAY. It is symbolic of over 6 million SLAUGHTERED Jews. You would think someone sensitive to the slaughtered Indians would be sensitive to this issue as well. I never stated that the Swastika ORIGINATED in Nazi Germany. Any retard with a history book can tell you that. This is not 1613. It's 2016. It's a Nazi flag. Nuff said.

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To respond to that funny vid. Team hair down!

"Dakotah



You have bitten Liliancat. *eyes Lili* I see you!



Liliancat



Dakotah you biter!! Dances Cuddles Coffee and Cinnamon Rolls with you "



*Throws ice cold water over them both*



Now listen up! you 'orrible maggots!!! This is stereotypical drill nasty sergeant Mordrakus and I say calm the hell down you hot-blood little bastards!!! fraternisation between squad members is strictly forbidden! The punishment is ice cold baths and kissing my sweet golden ass for the next week!! My god, in all my years as sergeant of this fort, I have never such pathetic recruits! Stand up straight!! Feet together!!!



And what the hell is that on you're head son!!? All recruits must have standard buzzcut hairstyle, do you get me!?



Private Dakotah! You drop and give me infinity! Then off to the ice baths!!



Private Lili! I am going to force you to listen to my indepence day and then I am going to show you my very big, long weapon!....

The LGM-118 Peacekeeper!!! Guaranteed to wipe out all commie son'a'bitches!! You will study this weapon and I expect you to pass those exams!!



Now march to the ice baths!! Left! Right! Left! Right! Stop shaking your ass!! This is the army, not the catwalk!!!







Because I am such a nice friend. >:)

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slipknotbabe356
23:23 Nov 21 2016

LMFAO!

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Liliancat
23:42 Nov 21 2016

Haahahaha We love you too Mort.

But I swear i will payback you with the same coin ;)

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MordrakusxMortalitas
23:44 Nov 21 2016

Was that insubordination!? Scratch the ice baths....You two are having ice cold enemas instead!!



Hehe I look forward to that Lil XD

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Dakotah
23:51 Nov 21 2016

ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT (Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco)

You are a good friend.



Oh my hair! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46H_lm3OLBE





#TeamHairDown



My hair goes left

My hair goes right

My hair goes left

My hair goes right

My hair goes left

My hair goes wherever the hell it likes





Cold bath? Hold up Sir! That will cause my 'weapon' to be defective, Sir!





"Alright, Lily, you herd the Sergeant." 

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Liliancat
23:55 Nov 21 2016

*laughs doing the tao dance"

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MordrakusxMortalitas
00:06 Nov 22 2016

Well Private! if your privates fall off from hypothermia! then congrats son! you now have one less distraction from the army!

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MistressAngelique
23:49 Nov 23 2016

LOL! Love the Ice Cold Enemas!!! Only you Mort!!!!! HAHAHA

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Father, I have a confession....well multiple confessions actually.



To no one's surprise....I have sinned again and I am sinning right now. Father you never told me your wife was a gymnast, so flexible that I can bend her in all sorts of ways. Right now, she is playing with my nobel prize .



Father I have to ask...does she spit or swallow?



I confess that I spiked the church wine with turbo laxatives, I thought it would loosen the priests up a bit, they keep acting like they got something wedged up their asses, so this time, I was trying to do a good thing.

Noticed you still haven't got the smell out yet.



I confess that I damaged a friend's car, I hit an old lady and her zimmer frame smashed one of the head lights. This car is expensive as well, also the woman's teeth somehow got jammed in the exhaust...



I confess that I sodomised a nun with the church's crucifix.



I confess that I got so drugged up that I accidentally thought a McDonald speaker thingy was the confession booth and I confessed my sins, I then had to kill them all to cover it up.



Father? are you there? Oh your skull has fallen from the shelf again...let me put you back up. Oh and your wife is starting to decompose, I have had her in the attic for awhile now...



Meh I was bored and in the mood for inappropriate humor.

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MistressAngelique
00:34 Nov 18 2016

Just another regular night for you, eh? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MordrakusxMortalitas
00:37 Nov 18 2016

Regular night? this was probably within two hours at most. lol

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BloodStorm
01:42 Nov 18 2016

Were you at least playing Alice copper in the background?

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MordrakusxMortalitas
01:49 Nov 18 2016

Alice copper or cooper? I know that I had Balland of dwight fly on. lol

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slipknotbabe356
04:40 Nov 18 2016

Very well done, Morty

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It has has been only two days since Trump became President and only twenty-four hours since Trump was surprisingly molested to death by an angry crowd of females in wheelchairs, coincidentally Clinton was electrocuted to death trying to delete files and purge her hard-drive.



That would normally leave the other candidates to debate but tragically they were also killed to death in a freak accident, one fell onto some passing bullets and another commited suicide by stabbing themselves in the back and throwing themselves over a cliff.



A great tragedy in american history.



However, despite this tragedy a new candidate has arisen! someone you can most certainly trust and not fear or worry about at all...at all!



Mortalitas! The beast-I mean the best there is!



Born Mortalitas kok iz-bigga, the devil-I mean gentlemen was born in a small idyllic village called hell and rose to prominence in the political party when his rivals all mysteriously disappeared, all were found dead at a later date.



The local investigators that were certainly not bribed at all have said that they (the victims) had made a massive suicide pack and had apparently tied themselves to a railway track. The look of fear on the faces of the bodies indicated that they took themselves by surprise.



Unlike previous president, Trump, Mortalitas believes in equal rights and has no racial predjudice, in fact one of his many favorite places to dine is an oriental restaurant called "Phuc Yu". Also he doesn't look like an orange or someone who got locked in a sun bed at some point. He also never married Mr. Clinton.



Mortalitas won't build a wall between Mexico and America and certainly won't make Mexicans pay for it. Instead he promises to build a wall around every republic state and will be paid for with republic lives as the wall will be made from the bodies of "censored" fools.



New policies on sexual assault where the rape victim is legally allowed to rape the rapist so hard that his "censored" can never be used again. Poetic justice at its best.



Noisy neighbor? The 666th amendment will allow a one time only legal murder in any way possible...so long as it doesn't disturb the neighbors. Remember to be considerate to your follow man!. Be nice and quiet.



Food shortages will be dealt with by the "logan's run law" where certain unproductive and old members of society will be culled and used as meat. Mortalitas believes deeply in recyling and will look after the environment.



Economy will be saved by the not at all forced donations from the rich, no one who likes to live will complain about this at all.



Feeling homicidally angry and mentally unstable? Mortalitas believes everyone deserves work no matter what and people like you will be suitable in the army or in the police force where good judgement like yours is needed!



Vote for Mortalitas today and receive a free organ donation when the times comes that it is needed.(organscomefrompeoplewhowon'tbemissed)

And the donation is humanely done and from people tragically died in "accidents".



Mortalitas cares about the state and its homeless problems-uh people, all homeless citizens will be taken to the nearest meat factory-I mean state of the art homeless shelter in which they will be treated as they deserve.



With gun crime absurdly high, Mortalitas plans to change this, he will completely do away with guns....and replace them with swords! the weapons of a civilized age. Gun crime will be down (warning, death by impalement and knife crimes may increase)



New laws concerning destruction of property. Had your car dented by someone after you ran them over? You will now have 100% success rate at suing them, they will also face criminal charges for vandalism and negligence for nearly causing a car accident.



New humane executions for death penalties!

* Enema overdose.

* Using inmate's allergies.

* The death wedgie and the death melvin.

* Death by embrassement.

* Death by stoning (cannabis overdose)

* The grinder.

* The sucking machine.

* New Methane gas chamber powered by tubes coming from a cow's anus.

* The Brown Note.



Make your Vote to Mortalitas for president by calling 0666-poetic-irony. A Vote for Mortalitas is the vote of your life, place your trust(and soul) in him now and rise as the greatest country ever! TDE (The Dark Empire) instead of the USA (ussah)



Who else are you going to trust with the nuclear button?



-From a certainly not threatened with painful death Mortalitas supporter.

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slipknotbabe356
19:29 Nov 10 2016

My day has been made with this

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MordrakusxMortalitas
19:31 Nov 10 2016

Then vote! lmfao

It will only cost you your soul and a bunch of regrets later.

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slipknotbabe356
21:11 Nov 10 2016

Unfortunately I have no soul, it was stolen away.

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MordrakusxMortalitas
21:26 Nov 10 2016

Oh dear, I can accept your life instead lol

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Dakotah
21:49 Nov 10 2016

If you need a Manager to run your election let me know.

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MordrakusxMortalitas
22:04 Nov 10 2016

Heh I accept that offer.

America is about to get interesting. muwahahaha-"coughs" damn you cuban cigar. you interrupted my obviously benign laughter of saintly goodness.

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MistressAngelique
22:45 Nov 10 2016

I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!!!!!! You most definitely have my vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!! You made my year!!!!!!!

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MordrakusxMortalitas
22:49 Nov 10 2016

Hehehe I will be the best president ever lmfao

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BeautifulEnlightenment
23:30 Nov 10 2016

You know what, when I first started reading this, I thought to myself, ok... Where is he gonna fit the Grinder in THIS one.... And then THERE it was! ROFL!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT! You got my vote! ^_^

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MordrakusxMortalitas
23:34 Nov 10 2016

If I get any more votes I might actually stand a chance, of course my competition is non-existent to tragic "accidents" >:)

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slipknotbabe356
00:02 Nov 11 2016

Give it time Mary there may be an induction of a grinder lol

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BloodStorm
00:14 Nov 11 2016

Finally a voice of sanity. You forgot to pat yourself on the back for addressing the largest problem on the planet. Overpopulation. You have my vote.

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BeautifulEnlightenment
02:37 Nov 25 2016

Well if you run and you have your friends that would vote and their friends that would vote and my friends that would vote and their friends and the friends of those friends....... =)

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POST COMMENT

Five little Monkeys sitting in the tree

teasing Mr. Crocodile. "can’t catch me….can’t catch me"

along came Mr. Crocodile as quiet as can be

and snapped that monkey out that tree.



Four little Monkeys swinging in the tree

teasing Mr. Crocodile. "can’t catch me…can’t catch me"

along came Mr. Crocodile as quiet as can be

and snapped that monkey out that tree.



Three little Monkeys swinging in the tree

teasing Mr. Crocodile. "can’t catch me…can’t catch me"

along came Mr. Crocodile as quiet as can be.

Snap! went the crocodile and ate one for his tea.



Two cheeky moneys left...



Two little Monkeys swinging in the tree

teasing Mr.Crocodile, can’t catch me….can’t catch me,

along came Mr. Crocodile as quiet as can be...

Snap! Snap!

No more monkeys swinging in the tree!



A lesson to be learned no? Careful of who you unwittingly provoke, we all live in the age of the internet where one in every tom, dick and harry could be a rapist, a serial killer, schizophrenic, cannibal and so on. (There are way too many labels)



Same with your neighbors, people might want to be careful on how you speak to your neighbors, you never know who you're living next to. Serial killers and most psychopaths look completely normal...until its too late.



Ever hear of the mask of sanity? I will explain that in another journal entry one day but basically never judge by the cover.



I don't take anything personally and I never get angry on the internet. The reason? Firstly its beneath me since worms can't harm me, when an idiot challenges me, I don't see a man or a woman, I don't see anything even remotely equal measure to me. I see an insect, like an Ant, Ants mean nothing to the boot that crushes it. Actually Ants mean more to me than a human life, so I guess...Cockroach? Or microbe?



Also the other reason is quite simple. There is simply no point in getting angry, One can't reach through the screen and gouge someone's eyes out, I'm a realist. I know what I can do and can't do, unlike those in twilight land.



I am always amused that no one and I do mean no one considers who they are talking to before choosing their words poorly. To clarify I am talking in general now, not anything or anyone specifically but nearly all humans try posturing without even thinking just what the other is capable off. I view others in a negative light but I don't underestimate them either, but I know what I am capable of and what they are not.



In two words, not impressed.

But I do like comedy so carry on I say.







Forgive me father for I have sinned...I have sinned a lot.



* I have been cruelly manipulating people into doing my bidding and willingly (though she refuses to kill her family and sever the last connection to her humanity)

* I have been very naughty, Santa said no more Christmas gifts.

* I killed Santa...but only because his sleigh went in the path of my rocket.

* I ate the Easter Bunny.

* I view humans as discard-able pleasures...at best.

* I accidentally ran Jesus over when he was reborn in the 21st century...Then I intentionally backed over him and drove forward with only a slight bump.

* I once trapped a house mouse/rat in a box and slowly dipped it into water just to see how long it could hold its breath...it was 52 seconds I believe and then it drowned. Funny, in the movies you see rats and mice surviving longer....I think.

* I accidentally defiled your wife, father...I was trying to defile someone else.

* I accidentally gave three OAP ladies a heart attack during my daily streak.

* I showed my snake to Eve and she got kicked out of the garden...



Please father, I beg forgiveness and atonement, its so lonely being evil. I truly am sorry and I will atone.....and then I am going to scoop out your eyes and defile your skull in front of your wife. A literal meaning to skull fuck.







This song suits me no?

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slipknotbabe356
20:33 Nov 03 2016

LOL!

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MordrakusxMortalitas
20:36 Nov 03 2016

Strange, I thought I commented before. Something about the poor bunny. Oh right, editing erases comments. lol

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That wasn't a bad night, shame I didn't get as drunk as I wanted to but who could on 47 stubby beers? Honestly, they are like beer made for children by the size of them.



The vodka mix was a good start.



Music was awesome because hey, I am awesome.



Two good guests. There is no I in party...But I should test that one day,



Enter the Dojo marathon as well. Really couldn't complain.



All in all, a fairly good drunk cam session.