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Number 1: Get drunk.

Tools for this: two bottles of wine, one mixed with something else before being re-sealed. Five cans of strongbow, half a bottle of tequila. Verdict: barely blotto.

Most of this if not all will be consumed before number 2....damn it.



Number 2: Get drunk again....may have to acquire more alcohol afterwards....larger doses and more quantity.



Number 3: Drunk cam session.

Camera: Check.

Sound: Negative, damn mics.

Alcohol: Presumably checked, will get more if consumed before I get to number 3.

Eat Trolls: Check, its a given, a troll is eaten before they speak.

Awesomeness: Check, like I would run out.

Stalkers: Check, already have one.

Shadow Guests: Check, my favorites, and practically my lieutenants there.

Anons: Check, they cannot help themselves.

P.S remember not to devour anything so that the alcohol works better.



Number 3: Preparation for "the life"

Physical fitness: Check

Military Knowledge: Check, but will acquire more.

Mental State: Check, perfectly natural and not at all deranged.

Sad person who will miss me: Check, now that person is crazy, they should be breaking out champagne or sighing in relief.



Number 4: Beat up Slippy.

My personal punching bag and she loves it!! the tears mean she is actually happy and not at all in agonizing pain from numerous broken bones.



Number 6: Conquer The Shadowed Angels again.

Ah yes, I occasionally invade and take it over from time to time.



Number 7: Steal back something that Venus finds very, very valuable. >;)



Number 8: Break new years resolution.....never made one.



Number 9: Not to do a to do list.

COMMENTS

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VenusFire
15:30 Jan 09 2015

LOL!!! I miss you Morty!

Yes, you need to do a drunk cam session. I will be there!



As to #7 - You gotta catch him first! :)

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MordrakusxMortalitas
15:39 Jan 09 2015

I might do one tonight actually depending on what goes on today.



As for catching him, I will kidnap you and use you as bait lol

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slipknotbabe356
15:51 Jan 09 2015

Ah no surprise that I'm a punching bag once again haha

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VenusFire
15:55 Jan 09 2015

No beating up on Slippy! She's innocent in all of this. LOL!



You gotta catch me Morty! :)

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MordrakusxMortalitas
15:57 Jan 09 2015

Innocent my ass lol

I will catch you in the Drunk cam session if I have one >:)

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slipknotbabe356
00:09 Jan 10 2015

Yep as innocent as they come, see my halo *points at the thing above me head* *giggles*

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