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knows me so well...lol

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DestroyingAngel
09:35 Nov 03 2010

lol.....*huggggsss* :P

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i like for things that I am in charge of to go the way I want them to.

why does everyone think that when I am upset it can never be directed at a group and not one person?

tide fucking smells horrible...and now all of my clothes stink...

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DestroyingAngel
08:24 Oct 28 2010

It also makes your face hurt! I remembered lol *two thumbs up*

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its not my fault you smell bad

...told me the greatest joke today...



"the average person has one Fallopian tube..."



get it? women have 2 and men have none?



well fine...dont laugh

i wish that sleep wasn't included in the average 24 hour day

hell yeah i love big time rush

dear stinky gauges,



I love you too.



Sincerely,



Jamila

you smell bad

i have been drinking a mass amount of fluids...but i am still dehydrated...

why is it so cold in this damn building

hello lonely guy sitting at a table in the library alone...let me sit with you and keep you company while you awkwardly study your social science books. allow me to ask you odd surface level questions and feel your uncomfortableness rage from your forehead...i understand you...but dont try to kill me in my sleep...

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DestroyingAngel
01:31 Oct 17 2010

lol...

Sooo. How'd it go? :P

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i hate you....



that is all

sometimes...i want to punch you in the face...other times...i want to punch you in the face

i feel it is necessary to let it be known that I do have favorite residents

to never use tide again...it makes my face hurt

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DestroyingAngel
07:18 Oct 11 2010

LMAO! wtf....

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shout it shout it shout it out loud....

first thing on the to-do list...make a to do list

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DestroyingAngel
07:17 Oct 11 2010

Yanno...lol.

I use pink post it's and write shit like, "Hey, retard, call (so and so) before 3pm"...

I really degrade myself on em' too lol...

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this girl inherited a whole sheet cake and a bottle of bourbon....this was a great weekend

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DestroyingAngel
07:15 Oct 11 2010

*two big thumbs up*

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just came in contact with my first hacker page....



good thing I didnt fall for it.

"no offense, but it's none of your fucking business.."



I dunno about you but that sounds rather offensive....

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MyBloodyKisses
09:23 Oct 12 2010

Yep, not thinking it's meant in a friendly way...! lol

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200 friggin profiles to rate...I can do this...



I might need a drink afterwards...but i can do this

woootooootototo!!!! 3 years! 3 years....and I do have cake...just not for this purpose.

Last night I was sitting in my bed room.

Out of the corner of my eye I saw something small go from one wall to another and under my chair by the door.

Curious Jamila(me lol) got up and moved the chair with bug spray in hand as soon as I moved the chair the some'bitch climbed the wall. I sprayed its ass down to the floor watching it squirm and twitch....then to my very awkward surprise... each of its legs started to fall off, one by one, and begin twitching on its own...I honestly thought it was going to spawn more little scorpion like things lol



P.S. it was a house centipede...guess i will be keeping my room a little cleaner from now on. and by me being rather neurotic already that means the room gets a good bleaching ever two days

"I think I love the person giving me kisses more than the kisses themselves..."



What do you think he is saying exactly?

stage to of cold...



I dont know who i got this horrible cold from...



but seeing that I am already almost finished with stage 2



I thank genetics for giving me the immune system of a god.

11 days until my 3 year VR anniversary...



Gimme a cake bitches! jk...or am I?

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TheArtistRose
02:40 Oct 09 2010

lol! Doesn't matter if you are joking or not that was funny. Congrats!

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sometimes I wonder if people have me under their favorites because they,actually, like my journal or because it's just something that goes along with adding me as a friend on VR

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TheArtistRose
02:41 Oct 09 2010

I like your journal, I don't even know If I added it but I will now.

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Deaf2theworld
13:54 Oct 11 2010

You know me, I liked it cause I like reading it when I get a chance... fucking homework.

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sitting in my room listening to NIN...good times.

sparkling cider and cheese...no good lol

fucking mosquitoes.....

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DoctorBloodyPad
19:51 Oct 08 2010

If they bite you just bite back.. wait what..? opps I ate one. D: But it tasted so good. x.x

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I was hella bored and played with some play-do my boss gave me...



apparently I was so bored...



I made a pipe.



Said pipe is fully functional. I have used it once today...and it was spec-fucking-tactular

seeing how good my rating is...



I am debating on getting my PM back...we'll see

Hello



My name is Jamila and I am an alcoholic.

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Deaf2theworld
13:55 Oct 11 2010

Hi Jamila....

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SHUT UP BILLY AND MANDY IT ON!!!

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MyBloodyKisses
09:24 Oct 12 2010

I loves Grim!! lol

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I am sitting on the balcony smoking and one of my residents comes through the door...



"So lets say, not saying that this is true to any extent, that Zeke (her turtle) went behind the heating unit..."

"Uh huh." I say as I raise my eyebrow with concern.

" Would you maybe have something like, power tools, to help move said heating unit?"

"Yes, I have a drill you can use."

"Okay super."



I dig through my steal footlocker of wonderfulness and hand her the drill.



I go back to my balcony and continue to smoke.



Upon return she tells me the tale of The Return of Zeke.



"After moving the unit we discovered a larger pipe. we tossed a rock in to see where the pipe went. seconds after dropping it we heard a thud so we now had an idea of where Zeke was. We ran downstairs. Got into the guys room, moved a desk over to where we thought he may have been. Hayden moved the ceiling tile of out the way to find a rather frightened Zeke in his shell covered in dust..."



One of the greatest things to happen on a Wednesday evening