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Thanks to Michelle, he grabbed my ass...

If he were shorter , he would have gotten awesome boob action, but no. Oh well, we'll save that one for the shower...



Today was a good day.

...and that's all you are good for.

love in an elevator = Michelle and I screaming "don't touch me!!!!" at the top of our lungs and bickering in an , oh you guessed it, elevator....

i think it is very funny when Michelle complains. Purely because she goes from being pissy and squeezing to happy and wiggling and wiping her butt on the futon...

Michelle farted...well. i think she did. i asked and all she did was giggle...



i think she pooted.



i mean hell why be embarrassed own up to your poots!



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fire exits blocked: clothes piled in front of the windows and doors.



Outlets have water bottles sitting next to them..



and there is an unauthorized cat...as a pet (although there have been random hookers running around that need to be house broken-cough cough- you know who you are!!!)

Michelle joined VR today...i think she has mixed feelings about it...but with my help i think she will like it just fine.

My twin nieces like to call me whenever they want something. Yes, they are fully aware that i live 4 hours away in a different state, but for some reason they think that just because I am tall i can still reach the fridge...from 4 hours away...in another state.



They also give me great advice and chew on my cellphone and scream "YAY!" when i let them outside...



ah, family

Just finished watching every episode of Adventures In Wonderland we could find...



It was the most disgusting thing I can say I watched as a small child lol

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Deaf2theworld
22:32 Oct 21 2009

I used to love that show!! Then I grew up... :,-(

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Sitting in an empty restaurant chewing gum and talking to the guy the friends that work here...



its how i end my day...the right way , of course.

My friend that works at the school was showing me a picture of the gun he just bought...



well...instead of the gun, i got to see a lovely picture of some chick with her mouth wide open around his dick...



laugh out loud moment number one of the day.