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its funny...because i do learn something everyday

lol listen for the eagle...that's how you know the song has started

lol i'm getting old because i dont know what anything is anymore lol as far technology that is

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FiliaOfAbyssus
23:06 Jul 29 2010

Haha I said the same thing Sunday when I was trying to go through a Best Buy catalog that came in the mail...

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"lol if i were a dyke I would totally have you"- Krysta the internet nerd

it looks like a squirrel... a cute cute squirrel *laughs*

did i, in fact, leave the box ? lmao

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J
21:59 Jul 29 2010

I think you did you snot!!!!

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lol since when have i been into guys with long hair?

in order to get the whole story you need both sides...

i hate when i try to talk to someone about something I find important and they turn the conversation to make it fit them...if i wanted to hear about your problem...i would ask you

dont ya hate it when people spill their hearts all over you only to realize they are too afraid to make a move due to society or some odd personal conflict?

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DestroyingAngel
05:48 Jul 29 2010

Yes. *raises hand*

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my butt hurts

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DestroyingAngel
05:49 Jul 29 2010

what were you doin'....?

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push it baby push baby out of control I got my gun cocked tight and I'm ready to blow

i have been so sleepy lately...no more fire parties for me hahahaha

one week until school...

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Deaf2theworld
18:05 Jul 28 2010

One more week until I can have Mila time!! YAY!!!

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its not my fault you have gigantic eyebrows...

I hate working out on other people's time because we have one car >.<

WOOOT!!!! 2%

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DestroyingAngel
16:25 Jul 26 2010

*like neo from the matrix* Whoa!

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i have been listening to the same song for the past 4 hours...

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DestroyingAngel
16:24 Jul 26 2010

rofl...this is the song that never ends.....it just goes on and on my friends....

:P

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i hate males....87% of the time...

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LadyRayneofDarklight
21:26 Jul 25 2010

I agree.

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MyBloodyKisses
21:42 Jul 25 2010

I'm around 89% at the minute!

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packing is a bitch.

sometimes i just want to sit in the peace and fucking quiet....

lol i live in such a sex driven environment

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MyBloodyKisses
21:16 Jul 25 2010

Yes, cool hey?!! lol

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who just leveled? I just leveled!

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DestroyingAngel
05:23 Jul 25 2010

Kick ass and take names! Now......I know when I level now days I just sorta cross my fingers...cuz it ususally drops down and takes a week to go back up. *gives the stink eye* CONGRATS! lol.

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i'm a selfish little twat... and I feel that I have a right to be...

real raves dont have end times lol

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DestroyingAngel
10:08 Jul 24 2010

*chokes* lol.....dude!

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i lost my lip ring...so i got a stud from a friend... im not sure which one i like better

from 33 to 94 percent in one day!!!! gangsta gangsta!

Modern Marvels makes the most boring things awesome!!!



episode of the day: saws...



fucking saws?! that's a horribly boring topic...



but so fascinating due to all the different kinda saws...



i am intrigued

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Bijou
01:02 Jul 24 2010

I too have gotten hooked on that show as well LOL I am not alone

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you cant tell me the meaning of life isn't 42...

my foot itches

who doesn't like the rich taste of boogers???

have been hell on a damn stick

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DestroyingAngel
23:56 Jul 17 2010

What does hell on a stick taste like, btw...? *hugs*

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i hate it when musicians are so under the radar you don't even know what they look like...



no pictures online

no website

no down-loadable material



nothing...



you hear a song once and its stuck in your head for the rest of eternity...

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FiliaOfAbyssus
00:12 Jul 13 2010

And then years down the road you finally see a picture of them only to discover the singer you assumed to be a hot chick is really a fat guy...WTF?

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MasterInfection0913
01:58 Jul 13 2010

LOL exactly

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i have been awake for 26 hours....ugh

lol poor me...i lost two friends today and lost 2 percent...:(



lol journal and all



i feel so bad for myself



pfft

"you smell like bologna"



"why do i smell like bologna?"



"you tell me....bologna face"



end

he let a stray cat in the house....



facepalm....

a key signal of disappointment...



the the bottle doesnt make the psssssssss sound when ya open it...



it's flat

rinse with warm water



rinse with peroxide



rinse with mouth wash



brush teeth



floss



rinse with warm water...



neurotic i know but it has to be done sir.

left over hot pockets....only delicious if your desperate

for the past few months ants have been taking over my room...



i dunno why because i dont really eat in my room...



no dishes...



nothing.



today i realized...my candles...have real fruit in them...like...legit real fruit....



like...if they weren't hot and covered in wax i could eat them...

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MyBloodyKisses
21:38 Jul 10 2010

Ooh wow they sound great, love candles.

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25 days until i go back to school

WOOT!!! just went up 2%!!!!



I'll make sire by the time i graduate from college!!!



that gives me...3 years to find a life...

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MyBloodyKisses
21:25 Jul 10 2010

Will 3 years be enough though hun? that is the question!! lol

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made the mistake of looking through the pictures on my phone...



two guesses what he saw

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MyBloodyKisses
21:23 Jul 10 2010

Oh hell! could of been anything! lol

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just because something is poor quality doesn't mean its actually bad...

i like typing to the beat of a song

why does the area behind my ears always smell weird...

Africa is like...my favorite songs...

I have a shirt with a Farris wheel on it...



my friend D likes sit on my lap and say he's riding my Farris wheel...



D has a shirt that has a roller coaster on it...i sit on his lap and say that i ride his roller coaster...





D and I had sex...



afterward he says "ha I guess you DID ride my roller coaster"



>.<

just tried to kill me...that's what i get for tying my hair back...



i confuse my snake...



and she tries to kill me...



yes, Richard Johnson is a girl

was just cheated out of a hot pocket...yet again...

what a nice day to skin a cow

lol YOU KISSED ME FIRST!!!!!!



response: "giving you a raspberry on your lips then releasing my lips into a relaxed position does not constitute a kiss..."

i require myself to look at 500 pages a day before i can rightfully log off...

watch Gary Numan play his tambourine inside his tambourine

I can do 200 sit ups in one setting

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MyBloodyKisses
20:51 Jul 10 2010

Wow, good for you hun! :)

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78 entries this month...that shows true dedication lmao

okay...you call me 3 times a day. i don't answer your text messages...what on earth makes you think I want a relationship with you?



every time i DO answer the phone I am a complete bitch...that should have been a major hint

*flosses teeth* i dont need a damn dentist...

lol this nail polish smells like gasoline

she is such a good friend...she is willing to drive three hours from the city where we go to school just to take me to the doctors...

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Deaf2theworld
20:14 Jul 27 2010

Too bad I didn't get to read this sooner. I stopped going on VR cause I thought you were done writing on here. But yea, I try to be a good friend. Just don't tell anyone, then they'll all want one of me.. .>

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my VR environment feels like a ghost town....

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FiliaOfAbyssus
20:40 Jul 10 2010

*makes scary ghost noises*

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i dont understand how to 'help' people level...

finally a site that doesn't make me want to shoot myself

i hate the smell of butter/margarine...therefore.... i dont used it...

why do pregnancy websites always assume you are happy to be pregnant?

i think that sometimes people talk shit just to hear themselves get on your nerves...

you how the hell can one be bi and refuse to date women...

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Bijou
02:39 Jul 10 2010

LOL i thought the same thing when I saw this profile myself.

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FiliaOfAbyssus
02:49 Jul 10 2010

Hehe me too!

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MyBloodyKisses
20:29 Jul 10 2010

Me three!!! lol

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my OCD is now under control!!!! counseling is one strong motherfucker...

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lordxofxwar
00:49 Jul 09 2010

Thank god I am not there because I am the kinda guy that likes testing statements like that..... Walk over to a table and just knock all the shit all over the floor :P

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Using improper language hurts me...

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xxEmaeraldxx
23:15 Jul 08 2010

When used against you it is called 'abuse'

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is anyone actually social here anymore?

i really like getting messages...but the people that send them are never wanting to reply...



the just ...call



sometimes i dont want to physically speak...



speak vocally?



whatever lol

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FiliaOfAbyssus
03:05 Jul 10 2010

I hate that...when you send a text message or something and the person calls you instead of replying to the message...



"Bitch! If I wanted to actually talk I would have called you not messaged you!!!"

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i dont see how people can take 200+ pictures of an event that lasts a few hours...

lmao get rid of one coven member and we all go up in the standings

gangster...

C: Babe, why don't you take birth control?

J: Well its a little to late for that question don't ya think?

C: well yeah, I see your point, but I was just wondering...I have always wondered really.

J: Because I don't think you should get all the fun...I have to go to the doctor get the right meds, check ups, etc all because your lazy ass don't want to wear a condom...

C: well its a little too late for that isn't it?

J: touche

i am so tempted to buy roofies...



i have to watch the kid for 3 days alone and he has been complaining since her got here...



yep...roofies sound good about now

friends that live on the west coast:

its 4 am....

my cellphone rings....

I am answer....



"What the fuck could you possibly want?"

"Just wanted to say hi. You said you would be awake.Its 2 am..."

"Yeah I would be awake...IF IT WERE 2AM HERE!!!!"

"oh...I get it now..."



anger...it courses through my body

what does it mean to have raven hair?

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Morrigon
18:30 Jul 08 2010

It's when you want to sound more interesting than just saying, "My hair is black."

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i hate it when people talk personal business in the box...

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Isis101
04:49 Jul 08 2010

Which is one reason to avoid it...why some people let it all out is beyond me!

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ya know zits...i could totally do without you...

its kinda odd having coven members that haven't been online in 4 years

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Bijou
02:37 Jul 07 2010

whats is really odd is people who have life time PM and they haven't been on in 3 years...i have come across accounts like that..weird huh

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foreign music...win

my skype list is getting longer

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Deaf2theworld
20:16 Jul 27 2010

I have skype now too... Guess what my name is...

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it's weird to know that people still think about you...



isn't it?

why am I still being blocked by someone who doesn't exist anymore!?!?!!

its sad when really nice people refer assholes...

i like to see people argue over things neither of them know first hand...

lol dramatic music about death

stop kicking my hand when i touch you!!!

yeah i could kill you

um....i dont really like picture with people that are drinking 'blood'



i oddly would feel better if it was actual blood...

can you crack the code?

why is the clear journal button so close to the favorites button!?!?!??!?!

my step-dads son is here from LA



i dont like him very much



he's a little douche...



but



hey



the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

If you weren't already married to a cougar i am pretty sure i can still convince you to hangout with me sometime...



but until then...i will make every sexual partner I have wear a kick ass mask in bed.

keep on kickin' ass

i like to see couples that actually hang out together instead of forcing me to watch them make out and feel all over each other

I don't support cosplay after age 12

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Bijou
20:41 Jul 05 2010

LOL...hopefully this concept will catch on

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today....



ahaha

its almost over....drip



drip



drip



drip

i figure the working out 3 times i day will keep my focus away from anger

oh how i love thee

running out of cotton mice



using pads...



farting and the fart flowing through the messy vagina...



feels like someone is blowing bubbles in my vaj...



no good...no good

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MyBloodyKisses
21:27 Jul 04 2010

Lol! Ermm....hmm.

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my moms bf's son is staying with us until next week...



i hope he falls in that big ass hole he dug in the back yard...

you smell bad

your penis looks like the first letter of my name!



good thing my name isn't sally

delete as you answer messages...yes it does save you those few seconds you waste finding that message from that one guy

no no no person i used to think cared...get away from my journal you might find something you might not like!!!!

action roll to the northeast boundaries...

i like to see bands age

i like getting late night messages

i have a complex...



i dont like it when people perform bodily functions that make noise...

its not an issue...

together we make up one asian child

man...

insert penis A into vagina B



rotate for 2 minutes or 3 minutes and 30 seconds for two humans



let sit for 2 minutes.



contents will be hot.



Sex with Hot Pockets directions

its funny to see ants run away from spiders

you're never going to go out with that cute football player because he's a douche not because your ugly.



so take those acid wash jeans, put down that Denise Richards self help guide to living and lets hit the mall!

well punch me the face and call me nancy

i dunno mom. i am not too big on guys i think i am going to break during sex

after this weekend...if i see another Camelot movie on SciFi I am going to hurt someone...and yes I used the old title lol

"yes, you may enter the threshold that is my vagina"

Books...DONE!!!



until they decided to add another 200 like last time...

are you healthy enough for sexual activity

almost to 42 days! woot! v_v i have no life

you can just kiss well marinated ass...



taste the rich flavor motherfucker.

I am glad we could be friends again

I just felt like saying that

for letting me know there was a she-wolf in my closet...

Funny to talk about



But not to relive

it always makes me anxious because it takes a little longer for some reason...



can't gossip quickly on VR lol

sometimes i feel like i should leave the site just so i don't have to see his name floating around anywhere...



I still feel a pinch of neglect ya know?

Its fucking July

I feel like....just...



sleeping lol