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I realized that I dont like using the toilet completely naked....i just to think its the right thing to do...

I like the idea of doing the dance, having trouble with my pants, barely missing the seat, almost falling off the toilet, regrouping, doing the job, wiping and leaving....



this whole, realizing I have to pee...calmly walking to the toilet, sitting down, finishing and mission complete.... no so much my cup of tea...



*shrugs*

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DestroyingAngel
13:33 Jan 01 2010

this is like...my favorite journal, ever lol.

My mission is quick and smiple. Get in, Get out, Badda Boom Badda Bing lol......

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Isis101
22:17 Jan 03 2010

That usually happens to me if I have to use a public restroom...the balancing act is tricky!

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don't rate me a 10 and then rate me a one later because you forgot you hated me when i had my other SN



douche bag

Why do my batteries die right as I am about to cum?



*laughs and rolls around on floor dramatically*

My computer is Carol.

I think of Carol as my child....

the bag i carry her in is her car seat...

her AC adapter? Her food....



Its only weird if you are normal :P

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Deaf2theworld
03:47 Feb 06 2010

Apparantly I'm not normal

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when people call me sweetie, sweetheart, honey, etc...



I associate those titles with children...



....bad idea guys, bad idea lol



especially if you are about my age....a 16 year old calling me hun? makes my blood boil...its hot enough in this house as it is.

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Isis101
22:19 Jan 03 2010

Oh damn...I'm sure that I've referred to you as 'hon' before...but then again, I'm old enough to be your mother...hon!

LOL!

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wireless...not so convenient

firefox....not to convenient...



firefix gets mad at me when i don't capitalize it.



Men suck. Oh no, don't think I'm bias. Women suck too.



Straight wives and girlfriends often kill my mood. Not straight (the word bisexual bothers me) wives and girlfriends are less offended by my presence...



gum is tasty...the end.

As much as I love 'short', sweet, and to the point profiles, cutting out letters and replacing then with numbers and symbols doesn't exactly get me going....



just a little thought i had while rating...

http://fubar.com/join_w1.php?friend=3530162



apparently my sex site needs you lol

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DestroyingAngel
08:11 Dec 28 2009

Oh, rock on! *im so there lol*

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do it now...

I went to see Ninja Assassin last night...



I came in the seat...it was fucking amazing...I would go Bi for that guy lol

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DestroyingAngel
09:33 Dec 20 2009

lol!

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who has been working 12 hour shifts for the past two weeks?



I have....



*passes out*

Addiction Number One (being the most important lmao): Twizzlers...



In the past 3 days I have consumed over 5 pounds of them



Yes, I have the free will NOT to buy them, but when they are tasty and some store somewhere is selling them by pound in large amounts you can tell me you wouldn't buy them either :P



Addiction Number Two: My hygiene.



My personal well being comes first but after knowing how much candy I have eaten in the past few days I feel the need to pick up the pace on this project and clean my face more often, drink more water, and brush my teeth four times a day versus my three times a day.



Addiction Number Three: we will call him...Chris:



'Chris' Likes the way I smell after I finish my compulsive cleaning rituals. He likes it a little more than most should I think...so he tends to get *cough-cough*...You can figure the rest out right?





*Sings* "One thing leads to another!!!"

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DestroyingAngel
02:40 Dec 15 2009

I have that Marcy Playground song stuck in my head now, Sex and Candy. Lol...

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Now that I can wear whatever I want at work, I never know what to wear to work. lol

there are a lot of noises that make me want to kill small children.... *cringes*

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Oceanne
12:30 Dec 13 2009

MMhhmmmm.

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DestroyingAngel
07:59 Dec 14 2009

lmao *snorts*

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I think there is something wrong with having 3410 pictures in one profile and expecting someone to sit down and rate all of them...



I mean damn, come on...

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Oceanne
12:30 Dec 13 2009

3410????Damn,I dont even think I have had that many pix taken in my lifetime,much less all in one place!

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Oh Random Harvest, you have stolen my heart again!

I friggin love Streetcar....so beautiful.



An ex-bf looks like Andy Griffith in A Face In The Crowd.



TCM never gets old man, Never.

I love My Fair Lady....its kick ass...so much better than the movies we have now...



classics, we need more classics...



and I hope that in 20 years Twilight will not be considered a classic

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Lolita
22:08 Dec 06 2009

I would love to get around dressed as Eliza!! Totally awesome...

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Who is this darkinfatuation428 you speak of?



LMAO

I don't really enjoy hearing people talk about how much they like fucking their significant others...especially when it is written on a profile...

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Oceanne
22:32 Dec 05 2009

I saw that crapp too.I gave him a one and a comment.

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if i must say myself.

I am not going to initiate any type of conversation anymore. I seem to be wasting my time. Until I am spoken to or invited I will not communicate. End.