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Cake...any form of sweet food that has layers.



Pie...A Cake with a Lid.



Tart...A Pie with no Lid...that is not Cake.



No Layers but is Sweet...there fore it is a biscuit.



Turnovers...FLidish Pies that Want to be cake.



Pilouff, Puffy Things that Chris and Pickels said...They are Just Air...that is sweet tasting...Aka Clouds...things like Meringes....



French Fancies...Not Cake...Not Nice.



Tea cakes...Biscuit but smaller.



Flans...Quiches...Wannabe Pizzas...Not Cake or Tarts...Therefore Lame. But they taste good.



Victoria...sponge biscuits from Mr Kiplings...Not Biscuits but infact wannabe Jaffa Ckaes.



Iced Buns....The Confusing Cake with only Two layers and is made of Bread.



Eclairs...Just Suck as they are like Cake and Pie But They are in Fact Cake...with a messy Filling.



Pastry....FLidish food too messy and should only be eaten out of the car window...Also Should be eaten hot like, Sausage Rolls and Chese Pasties.Cold ones are just wrong.



Crumpets...they are Just the Spawn of all Evil and Are banished from anything they are not food...And Therefore deserve no life....ALL should be burnt.



Pancakes....NOT A Cake...but a runny and SPonge like Biscuit...eaten with Stupid Stuff like Ice Cream...and there are too many varieties...Because Countries are just greedy.



Toast....Hot Bread.





Muffins...are well Just Muffins....And Muff insurance....I enjoy both.



Cup Ckaes are only Cakes if Icing is involved...other wise it is a Biscuit.



Biscuits...Only a Few...Are Dunkable....This has been hilariuosly Prooved by Petter Kay.





Hmm......There is many more but it is late.....and I am Bored...and I really need to Kill Ursula.....Shes a right Bitch...well not Flotsam and Jetsam Are core kill me much?

Last night Was HOrrid....



I want all MY BItter thaughts to go away......



"Just go and Fuck him....you know it will be all better....."



Even though you are 15 and he is 32......



I just hope you Can see what you had with me meant alot...but to you I guess.....Not.





YOu Say ou still love me.....So why do I find that So VERY VERY hard to understand....you Fell in love with him....more than me yet you Say you AStill loves me...and It hurts you to see someone else liking me......Well Now you know......





I spent all of last night trying to fight that pain that just sat there......I tried to smile...to keep It inside to push it all back.





Then you Followed me into my Dreams with him.....You Said things that just filled my head up with fuzzy and Confusion.





I know I made the biggest mistake...but it was to keep a promise.



I know you had to find out the hard way of how insecure I am with things....I am sorry if I messed things up....but I just got lost so badly....I couldn't See what made you want to stop.





I just want my ignorance back.......I really hate the Change I have taken....People See how much I have changed and I don't like it.





Just stop being like this when I am around.....GET OVER IT YOU CAN;T HAVE HIM.





Well....I hope one Day you will learn when you have nothing I am not here no more.....You don't have me to fall onto...



And Just so you know I have a secret that could destroy you.



YOu have never known how much I want him gone...but ig he leaves then allI will be left with is a depressed you and that will hurt more.





I tried I really did to accept it but I guess....it wasn't supposed to happen.



Such a shame/.