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Statistics, Meaningless
10:54 May 30 2007
Times Read: 784

I did some searches in the profile database and came up with the following:



Search # of accounts

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Pixie 12

Lord 59

666 241

XXX 62

Draven 11

Crow 17

Blood 303

Lady 94

Lestat 21

Dracula 3

Vlad 12

wolf 87

black 106

blade 22

slayer 21

moon 53

vampire 218

squirrel 0

potato 0



The winners:

dark 359

vamp 470

Thank you.
19:23 May 28 2007
Times Read: 798

It's Memorial Day. Thank you veterans. Thanks to those who serve. Thanks to those who have made the ultimate sacrifice.

Fun Regent stuff....
12:44 May 26 2007
Times Read: 824

The things I see in the forums of Covens...



There's an ENTIRE THEAD about this......



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XXXX

ADMIN: | EDIT | DELETE | OPEN | RIP | RIA |



Apparently when you have no-one on your friends list online you don't have any friends :(



That's kinda sad



YYYYY

ADMIN: | EDIT | DELETE | OPEN | RIP | RIA |



It is kind of sad. They've worded it very harshly.





ZZZZZZ

ADMIN: | EDIT | DELETE | OPEN | RIP | RIA |



Yeah.. I wish it just said "No friends online now" or something.

In the Corner
21:47 May 24 2007
Times Read: 848

I guess it's my own fault for not putting a "Don't respond to this message" clause in my recent System Message....sigh. 600 people online when I sent that thing....sometimes I just don't think!



Please, dear reader, understand if I don't reply to all of your oh so witty replies to that message. LOL

Mental Booby Trap!
12:42 May 23 2007
Times Read: 876

Whatever you do, DON'T read this entry....





DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN

Rufus Thomas



Y'all come on in now

Come right on down front

I got something I want to show you

Now y'all heard of the Popcorn

Y'all heard of the Dog

You heard about all your other dances

But now there's a brand new dance

That's going around

I want to show you exactly what I'm talking about

I'm talking about the funky chicken, y'all ready?



You raise the left arm up

and your right arm too

Let me tell you just what to do

Start both of 'em to flapping

You start your feet to kicking

That's when you know

You doin' the funky chicken



You put both arms up across your face

You knees start wiggling all over the place

You flap your arms

and your feet start kicking

Then you know you doin' the funky chicken



Oh, I'm feeling it now

I feel so unnecessary

This is the kind

This is the kind of stuff

To make you feel like you

Want to do something nasty

Like waste some chicken gravy

On your white shirt

Right down front here we go y'all



You work both arms and you work both feet

Use a dab of gravy, you right on the beat

You flap your arms

And your feet start kicking

The you know you doin' the funky chicken



I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ THIS ENTRY...mu hu ha ha! Gotcha, Bri!

But, I'm so healthy, now. :-|
18:11 May 21 2007
Times Read: 898

It's been something like 2 months since I've smoked. I'm out of patches.



I hate everyone....

ARGH!
17:57 May 21 2007
Times Read: 906

Imagine, if you will, the VR with no pics in threads or journals....



That would be my hell.



...it's looks as though the geniuses who run our network have decided to block Photobucket.



What



The



FUCK!?



All I get, now, is little placeholders where pics should be. Oh joy....

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EDIT: I have been informed that this is a Photobucket issue. And, it seems as if Photobucket reads my journal. All pics that have been unviewable for the past few days suddenly popped into being, seconds after I posted this entry. Imagine that.



Screw you, Photobucket. :-P

Capital
13:19 May 19 2007
Times Read: 942


It's FAVOR.



Not "favors!"



Capital "F"



NO "S!"



ARGH!!!!



It's FAVOR of the Prince. Not "favors" of the Prince. "Favors of the Prince" would be like if Cancer would go to your house and mow your grass or wash your car! This is CERTAINLY not the case...



This shit drives me nuts...



Sigh. Breath...count to 10....



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From the Society System FAQ:





7. What is Favor of the Prince?



Favor of the Prince can be won by a House or Coven by competing in contests. It is an important portion of the House/Coven score (34%). After Favor has been won, it may be traded or given to another House or Coven. It can be considered currency, and is often used to facilitate trades between a House or Coven.



All Favor won by a member belongs to the House or Coven Master. It is up to the Master how Favor will be used. This includes Sire's who have choosen to join a House or Coven versus starting their own Coven.



Statistics are maintained showing how much Favor a member has won. This statistic is not what Favor the member possesses (Their Favor belongs to their Master). However, this statistic is useful for Master's who are considering trading members.





I don't see "favors" anywhere in there...do you? Huh? Do you?! Nah. Didn't think so.



Please...spread the word. Let's stamp this out before it's too late!



ToiletDuc: AMEN! I can't even count the number of times I've wanted to reach the the screen and strangle people over that.

Guaranteed Delivery in 30 Minutes or w'll commit supukku!.
07:34 May 15 2007
Times Read: 966

This may be the funniest quiz I've ever taken.



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Choose a Ninja Burger Career at the

Ninja Burger website.

Nicotine, my long lost friend.
17:31 May 06 2007
Times Read: 1,008

I just removed the last of my nicotine patches. 3 weeks without a cig. Now it's just me and my cravings! ROCK!

Pugilism
13:23 May 06 2007
Times Read: 1,018

What she said.



*grumps*



Truly would have liked to see Oscar shut that punk up. I don't know why it took him 11.8 rounds to wake up and decide to beat on him. (shrug)

Spiderman 3
20:06 May 05 2007
Times Read: 1,026

I'm reading journal entries about the new Spiderman flick and it's killing me that I'm on the other side of the world.



It must be noted that I am a Spiderman fan and have been since he was on the Electric Company in those cheesy short clips. Note: You probably have to be an American male and over 30 to get that last sentence. heheh I digress...I'm almost as much of a Spidey fan as Daire is for Batman. Almost....



I've been looking forward to this film since walking out of the theater after the second one. I'm happy to say that Alex went with us to that one and seems to share his dad's enjoyment of all things Spiderman. Though...he really liked Doc Oc, too. LOL



Anyway, in this film we'll see a cruelly bastardized version of the origin of the black suit and birth of Venom. I've known since day one that they couldn't pull off the TRUE origin of the black suit, and I PRAYED that they wouldn't use the animated series origin. (Space shuttle crash landing on the Brooklyn Bridge?! NOOO!) Venom will appear and hopefully, a couple of movies down the road we'll get to see Malice. THAT is going to be worth seeing. The Hanible Lecter (??) of supervillains on the big screen. Oh PLEASE let it happen...pretty pretty please.



As usual, I digress. I could blather about Spiderstuff all night. In the end, I'm hoping it's playing at the theaters in Dubai. If not, I'll break down and pick up a bootleg DVD. Yes, I'm enough of a fan that I'll violate international copyright laws to see the movie!



(Insert supervillian twisted, maniacal laughter)



Now....if they'll make the Batman/Superman movie a reality, life will be very, very good.