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My new pet peve is big giant greetings in the profile comments section. Why should someone have to scroll 50 feet to read your whole greeting, folks? Why skip two lines between

I've been wicked busy at work. So, if anyone is wondering why I haven't replied to their messages, I barely have time to post, here. My slow connection doesn't allow me to answer mail unless I have a lot of time to do it. Lately, well, I haven't had much of that.



My typical day has been starting at 4am and ending at 10pm. Been doing that for about 4 days, now. Yeah, I'm seeing things.



Sorry this isn't funny, or provocative or anything zen or shit like that. I can barely see the screen through bloodshot eyes.



I'll answer my mail in a couple of days.



Later!

Ok, so now I have a Premium Member. MemberSHIP! I mean membership.



Anyway, now I can go see who has given me what ratings. I can see who loves me and who LIES! Mu hu ha ha! In truth...all I can say is WOW!



I want to say this right now;



THANK YOU, ALL!"



I'm stunned, actually. Seriously, thanks, everyone.



Now, before anyone gets pissed because I didn't toss 10s right back at you, here's my system for rating profiles. By and large I actually do rate the PROFILE. So, here goes.



Everyone starts with a 5. I'm nice that way.

If you have stupid, offensive or dumb shit in your profile, I start taking off points.

-Funny or original avatar: +1

-Personal pics: +1

-Personal info about the person: +1

-Clever use of HTML code to spiff it up: +1

-Exceptional use of HTML : +2

-General aethsetics: +1



Close personal friends will get a +1 or a biased 10. Yep, I'm that shallow. :-D



One other thing that might make a profile lose points with me is excessive length due to a plethora of quizzes. I just can't justify rewarding people for slapping a bunch of cut and past code into their profile (shrug)



So, that's how I do it. If I haven't rated you in a while, and you've done some new stuff to your profile since then, please message me about it and I'll go take a look.



Profile Rating Trivia: Every guy who had at one time knocked me out of the #3 spot in The Top, with the exception of Dhampir, has rated me low.

For the record, I pretty much figured out, at the time, what you guys had done. Just so you know, I never retaliated with a bomb (that I can remember). I got off my ass, worked on my profile, kissed some babies and worked my way to where I sit, today.



Again, thanks to everyone who's taken the time to check out my profile. I hope you enjoyed it.

I'm having more fun on the site than I have in a long, long time.



And it's been 4 weeks since I quit smoking. Go me!

Read from the bottom up...



Note: FF = Fish Fucker. Daire's affectionate term for yours truly.



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I never said you were weird, i said you were perverted, nothing wrong with being weird.



--- On 11:15:18 - Mar 03 2005 - Jason wrote ---



And you tell me I'm weird for fish fucking. You eat stinky monkey cream.



--- On 10:55:08 - Mar 03 2005 - Daire wrote ---



i cant keep it, i just eat it.



--- On 10:54:43 - Mar 03 2005 - Jason wrote ---



No it was a passing thing. Sort of like a hiccup. I don't think I have any need for dead-monkey-smelling cream. You keep it. Seriously......keep it. It's yours.



--- On 08:39:09 - Mar 03 2005 - Daire wrote ---



lol, twinged loins. I think you can buy some kind of a topical cream for that now, smells like a dead monkey, but it clears the twinge right up.



--- On 06:59:32 - Mar 03 2005 - Jason wrote ---



It's hot. Finally starting doing some of the work this ship is over here for. soooo...I'm not and tired. My feet hurt. I have fucked no fish. Although, I saw a couple of them jump out of the water, this morning. My loins twinged. Then I went back to work.



--- On 13:07:40 - Mar 02 2005 - Daire wrote ---



what up FF