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These are not my lyrics. I got them from the net, as performed by (the MAN) Louis Armstron.



Chorus - 1

You say either and I say either, You say neither and I say neither

Either, either Neither, neither, Let's call the whole thing off.



You like potato and I like potahto, You like tomato and I like tomahto

Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto, Let's call the whole thing off



But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part

And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart



So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas, I'll wear pyjamas and give up

pyajahmas

For we know we need each other so we , Better call the whole off off

Let's call the whole thing off.





Chorus - 2

You say laughter and I say larfter, You say after and I say arfter

Laughter, larfter after arfter, Let's call the whole thing off,



You like vanilla and I like vanella, You saspiralla, and I saspirella

Vanilla vanella chocolate strawberry, Let's call the whole thing off



But oh if we call the whole thing of then we must part

And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart



So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters, I'll order oysters and cancel

the ersters

For we know we need each other so we, Better call the calling off off,

Let's call the whole thing off.





Chorus - 3

I say father, and you say pater, I saw mother and you say mater

Pater, mater Uncle, auntie, let's call the whole thing off.



I like bananas and you like banahnahs, I say Havana and I get Havahnah

Bananas, banahnahs Havana, Havahnah, Go your way, I'll go mine



So if I go for scallops and you go for lobsters, So all right no contest we'll

order lobseter

For we know we need each other so we, Better call the calling off off,

Let's call the whole thing off.

A laughing angel

Hysterical summer rain

Cannot stop the joy

New version of me

Under the winter fan's wind;

Colors on my heart