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Hi-ho, the bitch is gone!



Which damned bitch?



The fucking bitch!



Hi-ho, the fucking bitch is gone...



Seriously, earlier this month, I managed to get rid of a very negative influence in my life: my girlfriend.



I know, I know. I need someone to care for in my life.



But what I DIDN'T need was someone who made me question whether or not I wanted to wake up again.



I spent too much time even dreading going home, because she'd be at my house, and I knew I couldn't talk to her without her getting bitchy.



Growing tired and disgusted with that sour face she always made when she didn't get her way on something. INCLUDING me not feeling like fucking around.



Anyone ever think THAT was possible? The guy not feeling like getting laid, and the girl raising a fuss over it?



At any rate, instead of looking at the world around me, thinking of what I COULD come home to, and comparing it (I use that term loosely) to what I WOULD come home to, instead of dreading my own house because of all the negativity that she brought to it, and instead of having to suffer the smell of her sub-standard hygiene habits, I get to come home to an empty house, relax with my cats, and continue the search for someone who COMPLETES my life, rather than inhibits it.



All I need is someone sane, who fits in my arms, smells good, tastes (wink) good, and won't try to keep me down. (unless it's for a fun reason)







No need to END this one with a song; I already started it with one.