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Okay so I never go out to clubs but last night I did. The one time I go to the club that I used to promote for I see one of my good friends who happens own the place now. The people I'm with get free drinks all night and the best VIP booth. I ended up meeting Red Man from the movie "How High" and chilling with all the Rappers that performed. I turned down an after party to come home and sleep. I'm one of the lamest guys I know but it's all good. I had work this morning.

An American, Japanese, and an Indian were sitting together.



Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.



"That's my pager," he said, " I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."



A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear.



When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. "



The Indian felt low-tech and inferior.



He didn't know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese.



He decided to take a break in the toilet. When he returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his backside.



The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"



Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind. The Indian explained, "I'm getting a FAX.





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A little Native Indian boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names.



The chief replies, "When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Screwing?"

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WickedWitch
19:21 Mar 21 2014

lol love it ;)

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dabbler
19:22 Mar 21 2014

Two classics, one with a twist.



Q: What has four legs, and one arm?

A: A Doberman on a Children's playground.

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The reason I blocked you and unfriended you is simply because I got tired of every day your message's to again rerate you because you yet again changed your name. I could care less how many times you change your name. I just do not want to keep getting your messages. The other day it was 3x's in one day. Then when I questioned you about it you became very snippy with me. So my dear, go off and change your name all you wish. I no longer have to deal with your spamming messages.

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xRobin3x
01:19 Mar 17 2014

I no longer have to deal with her spamming messages as well.

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Dakotah
01:26 Mar 17 2014

I have to say Robin, I am honored to see I am on the same block list as you. When I saw she posted you had blocked her too, I knew I did the right thing. For someone who claims there here for friends she sure is rubbing many the wrong way.

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xRobin3x
01:32 Mar 17 2014

your not alone lol

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Dakotah
05:42 Mar 18 2014

I guess she gone now. Tapps is no more. Her other accounts got banned. I think this is fitting:

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Dakotah
05:43 Mar 18 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-BZNhAYG00

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I miss Saturday Morning Cartoons. When I was a kid my mom would let us watch 2 hours of cartoons like she use to watch. Not this crap they got on now. Bugs Bunny, The Road Runner... they streamed them on some kids network. I loved these cartoons!

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XDrakkar
19:46 Mar 15 2014

I hear you man, mom cooking breakfast you could smell it in the air and the best cartoons ever. those were the days. Great memories

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Dakotah
20:48 Mar 15 2014

Yeah she would make breakfast and the whole house would smell great. Then after we ate and watched our 2 hours of cartoon... she would crack the whip and make us clean our rooms. Saturdays were always chores day. haha

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The saddest thing happened at work today. I just started doing client updates on my computer and I was in the front and this older woman walked up to the frount reception counter and she looked sad, worried and like she wanted to cry then she said "I need help" and she needed money for a perscription and it was only 16 dollars she was looking for, right away I knew she was being real just by her emotion. So I got up from my deask and I walked around the counter and met her on the other side idk why but I just gave her a hug because at sweats and ceremonies everyone hugs everyone and it's really nice and uplifting, and as soon as I put my arms around her she just hugged me back and started crying so I patted her back and talked to her, turns out she was an artist from Chicago and has no family here, she works and sells her art here too. She wasn't on drugs or alcohol I would've been able to tell, she was just going through a really tough time and didn't have anyone at all. I literally only had like 13 bucks on me atm but I gave her 10 and kept 2.50 to get gas on the way home after work/ my tank was on empty and an older lady gave her money too. My coworkers and supervisor asked me if I knew her or something but she was a total stranger, they all thought she was just another person who was asking for money but she wasn't and I saw that, my coworkers and supervisor's mentalities are way different from mine and that's so inhuman. I truly believe I was placed in that exact spot and moment of time for that reason because when she left she didn't have that sad scared look.... I've said this before and I'll say it again, If you have the chance to help someone do it without a second thought. Money and Material is nothing and people need to start realizing that.

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hannahrose
12:24 Feb 07 2015

THAT IS A VERY COMPASSIONATE THING YOUDID. YOU HAVE REMINDED ME THAT THERE ARE SOME TRULY LOVING KIND HUMBLE COMPASSIONATE PEOPLE STILL LEFT IN THE WORLD. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME AS LATELY I HAVE LOST FAITH IN PEOPLE.

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I'm done with one way friendships On VR, I swear if I didn't message some of you there would be no communication at all. When I check up on my friends I ask things I'd want to be asked. Only a few people do that for me from time to time and I treat them the best, I'm there in a second when they need me, I make time for them when they ask and I stick to my word when I say I'm going to do something. So I'm slowly cutting ties with the people who do this because I don't have time for someone who doesn't have time for me. Some I do not even hear from unless they want a re-rate, changing there profile name for the 50th time. Or when there knee deep in the current drama and want me to take sides. I do NOT do drama here. Time is so precious and I take mine seriously! I'm not going to be here forever so I want to give my seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, and years to people who actually need and deserve it.

Everybody wants to be as perfect as they can be, but the thing is everyone is trying too hard when really it's simple. First realize that nobody's perfect, but by accepting your flaws and living day in and day out with them is a start I feel perfect in my own way, I accept and I love who I am.

A King must always be careful when handing his heart over to a Queen, she might have two faces.

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queenofchaos
08:19 Mar 10 2014

Just as the King himself might have.



Hearts are tender, and must be handled with care...always.

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I never understand the reason for this. One of the quotes I like concerning setting clocks up and back is this one, When told the reason for daylight saving time the Old Indian said … “Only the government would believe that if you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”

All morning I've had this urge to cry but I don't know why, it's this heavy sad feeling in my chest. Today I could really use a hug, I'm not feeling like my usual happy self. Embracing someone for a long period of time releases endorphins which is a chemical in your brain that fights depression and other not so good emotions. I saw a video where someone stood at a busy place with a sign that said "Free Hugs" I'm tempted to go post up at the mall and give away hugs all day to help myself and other people feel a bit better. I'd probably just look like a creep though lmao

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evildead
19:19 Mar 07 2014

guys do not cry bro,,,,, Hugs all your body and spanks your ass sweet boy

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evildead
19:20 Mar 07 2014

you know your wanted so shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Dakotah
19:22 Mar 07 2014

We do too cry! You ever seen that movie Johnny Depp, the man who cried???



I got a hug!!!!

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A couple things I don't get is full blooded Aboriginals in the states that honor the U.S flag and are Christians. That flag and a cross represents decades of spilled native blood, genocide, and oppression for two maybe three generations of our people that we can still feel today, even for African American people it represents nothing but negativity and the domination, colonization, and slavery of cultures. I have no idea why that thing is still allowed to flap in the wind. Some residential schools which was facilitated by Christians had a 50% death rate of native children. That means out of 100 kids that went, there were only 50 that would return home, Imagine in today's society sending your kid to boarding school and they die, People would be outraged! As an aboriginal, converting to Christianity isn't being "saved" you were safe in the first place with your people and culture, your grandparents and great grandparents were punished by being sexually, emotionally, and physically abused into Christianity without choice which means by converting you're letting their suffering go in vein. How many times you think they wanted to sing and speak in their language but couldn't because they considered it "Savage". Personally I'm going to embrace being able to speak, sing and learn my language/culture. We were very well educated on the land, just not on paper and documents which almost lead to our demise. As a full blooded native deep down that's not who you are, I mean free will is free will and you can believe in what you want but just think. If we jumped in a time machine to go see your ancestors before European contact you think they're gonna be standing there with a bible? No way. They're going to be sitting in a sweat doing what they've been doing for hundreds of years and wondering what the hell you're doing.... Just an opinion and observation of my own.

That was amazing. Imagine being able to travel like this

Tapwe...

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evildead
19:19 Mar 07 2014

LOL

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