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Disclaimer: This is not a conversation05:44 Feb 28 2007
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I am sick and tired of watching Tv adverts and having warnings flashing at me.
There is one car ad and it says:
"Not a real car, computer representation"
In this advert a shark swims out of a fucking window and puts fins on the car. I mean really, do I have to be told that this isn’t real? Seriously.
Then there are ads where something simple happens, like someone falls over and I am treated to a disclaimer stating that what has happened, happened on:
"Closed course, stunt professional"
Are people really so retarded that they have to be told what they are seeing is not real?
If people are that dangerously stupid they should be locked away for their own safety before they try and start talking to their breakfast.
I'm a peanut.02:54 Feb 26 2007
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Pssst, click the pic
Chain of command.
07:09 Feb 20 2007
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Colonel
Leaps over tall building in a single bound
More powerful than a locomotive
Faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God
Major
Leaps over small building
More powerful than a steam engine
Fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water when sea is calm
Talks to God
Captain
Runs around small building
Can spell locomotive
Imitates a speeding bullet
Is a world class ice skater
Relies on God
2nd Lieutenant
Runs into small building
Recognizes a locomotive
Jogs occasionally
Learning to swim
Prays often
Sergeant
Lifts up tall buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off tracks
Catches speeding bullets in his teeth
Freezes water with a single stare
Is GOD!
Back in style.21:21 Feb 08 2007
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Well its been a while since i last wrote in here so i hope this makes up for the long wait.
I saw this walking through the streets of Seattle while i was with flannery on her model shoot thingy day.
Now if only it was animated and could talk, i imagine it hocking 10ft loogies on people and then telling them that:
"We have two forms of ID, Suck them both".
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