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We threw a luau at the house, sans roasting pig, fire eaters, hula dancers and Samoans...



In other words, New Yorkers, plastic leis and inflatable palm trees. A fun time was had by all, despite the racist neighbor calling the cops on us 8 times. They showed up five, which is a new record for us. However, from the DJ to my roomies and I -- there were nothing but FDNY and NYPD! So, party continued on.



My neighbor resorted to putting the flash on her camera and taking pictures of the party from her window. No one cared since everyone was of legal age and only drinking alcohol, not smoking crack pipes. Some of us started posing for the pictures, while others contemplated mooning her and verbally assaulting her. I am so thoroughly annoyed that at her actions, illegal as they were (private property+no consent=blatant invasion of privacy) I am trying to think of extremely annoying ways of retaliating against her.



Any ideas that won't get me arrested?

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CarnelianMyst
00:22 Aug 24 2009

This is what I did when I had a neighbor across the way who kept watching me. I gave her something to look at. I looked online for a poster of male genitalia, then had the area enlarged..and hung it in my window. I noticed she stopped watching me right after that!

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CryingDutchess
00:29 Aug 24 2009

Kinko's, here I come!!

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captainglobehead
14:22 Aug 25 2009

Are you telling us that at your luau you got leid?

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Isis101
00:04 Aug 26 2009

What a drip...everyone's entitled to have a party a few times a year, ya' know? It's not like you all are partying every damn night, right?

I like the giant genatalia idea...give her something to really look at! LOL!

And too bad you didn't have any Samoans or other Polynesians there - we got plenty here who would've been happy to join in the festivities!

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Just out of curiosity, while at a diner for lunch, I meowed when the waitress set down my food.



It's amazing how much the service industry will bend over backwards to make you feel normal about your lunacy... if you've got money to spend.

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NocturnalMistress
01:05 Aug 22 2009

hahaha..



I work in a restaurant and we meow, bark, and laugh hysterically while working around the customers...



;)



It keeps things interesting...



If I was your waitress, I would have meowed back, then purred at you..



heh

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Sinora
17:08 Aug 22 2009

You should have cocked your head to have your ears tickled. lol

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I am buzzing out of control, thanks to a Starbucks employee I am nice to every morning. She kindly put four energy shots into my small grande latte.



In a word: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!



The downside? I have too much energy and can't help but give ebonic-woman shifty looks, which will, no doubt be taken as an invitation to start back and forth nonsense.



Which is exactly what I want until I crash!



Viva la CAFFEINE! Ole!

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DarkWolfman
15:27 Aug 19 2009

Shaken like a big boobed girl on a bumpy road....

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CryingDutchess
15:33 Aug 19 2009

LMAO!! No shakes yet, and big boobs on a bumpy road sounds all sorts of painful! Love the visual, though.

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Sinora
16:02 Aug 19 2009

Excuse me...did you actually write your NICE to people in the morning ? What kind of freak are ya ?

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ThothLestat
16:31 Aug 19 2009

holy cow, you're gonna blast into orbit!

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Isis101
00:06 Aug 26 2009

Damn, woman...that much caffeine at once would give me a heart-attack!

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Personally, I could give a damn to know what people are doing at thirty second intervals. If you have time to brush your teeth and make that your personal status, then I think you more than likely are doing a shit job brushing your teeth. That's my overall opinion of facebook. People who need to be paying better attention to brushing their teeth.



Well... that was UNTIL (ba dum dum) I randomly thought of a GREAT friend I had lost touch with when I moved back from London. Well, wouldn't you know? They'd been worn down into making an account that same day! Needless to say, we are friends and "I like this".



A nice ending to an otherwise blah weekend.

How can you have a poll about demographics and keep out the actual demographic: HUMAN. Jaded VR census. Bah.



~The Poll~

I was interested in finding out what Vampire raves demographics are.



Which do you most consider yourself to be??





Sanguine Vampire 6 13.04 %

Psi Vampire 8 17.39 %

Werewolf 1 2.17 %

Witch / Warlock 5 10.87 %

Other 26 56.52 %

Total Votes: 46

Poll Started By: LordSeverus

Poll Created On: Aug 09 2009



You've voted!

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Xzavier
17:43 Aug 15 2009

Dumbasses! lol

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LadyxDarkxRayne
21:56 Aug 16 2009

but I am the one and only mean ole rachy muahahah misses you butter cup !~

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CryingDutchess
22:10 Aug 16 2009

See? Even Mean Ole Rachy has been omitted! Hardly an accurate census. (Hmm, can I beat this entry into the ground any further? Survey says...)

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LadyxDarkxRayne
05:40 Aug 18 2009

hands you a kentucky slugger now beat it into the ground beat that..... census get it , did you hit it enough yety m, here let me do it for you.... batter up takes a nice long deep swing at the cenus... 0.0 at sis i think i killed it it is dead now.

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memnoch123

Can't sleep - Clowns will eat me !



XDDD I believe this to be truth!

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LadyxDarkxRayne
06:42 Aug 03 2009

ll ya that is true - why do you think I never sleep, your bro says they are under my bed.

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