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Drinking is such a BAAAADDD thing... I am on my first vacation in... FUCK how long?? Too, long. I have relegated all things naughty to this weekend. I bought a six pack of Cherry Wheat Sam Adams and a bag of Funyuns (secret addiction I just made public).



Funny thing -- I am not a drinker. No really! I've done my puking at an early age and learned I do not like alcohol. Soooo, dear reader, why am I using a beer bong to drink my six pack? AAAAAAAAAhhhh! That is the million dollar (lol, which equals maybe 2 euros...) question.



And yes, I feel guilty.

Just a spent seed. Just a rush of the swimming dead.

Not more than a thought -- just animalistic need

An explosion starting in the cerebrum

And ending in the southern head

After the moment has left and breath has returned

I'm treated like jizz tissue; disposable and ready to be burned.