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a young boy is traveling cross country on a bus. he notices that the man next to him has his collar on backwards, so he says "excuse me sir do you know your collar is backwards?"

"Yes" replies the man.

"Why do you wear it backwards?" and to this the man says "i am a father."

this made no since so..."sir my dad is a father and he doesn't wear his collar that way".

"i am a father of many" the priest replies.

"my dad has 4 sons, 4 daughters and 4 grandkids and he doesn't wear his collar like that." by now the priest has become annoyed with the child and says " I am a father to hundreds, that is why i wear my collar like this." and with that he turned his back on the child and began reading the bible.

after a few minutes the child taps on the priests' shoulder and politely says " sir if you are a father to hundreds mabye you should have worn your pants backwards instead of your collar"