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Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Gay Cowboy Movie.



#10 "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

#9 "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

#8 "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

#7 "Howdy, pardner."

#6 "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

#5 "Two words: "Saddle Sore."

#4 "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

#3 "Let's mount up!"

#2 "Nice spread ya got there!"



And the #1 "Ride'em cowboy!"